Truth In Satire

Trump Says He’ll Bring Professional Wrestling To White House

President tweets: “About to generate $4 million weekly for taxpayers with pay-per-view WWE events. Win-win!”

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President Trump with Bobby “The Destroyer” Lashley at a WWE event. Lashley was the first to employ an extra long Trump necktie to strangle his opponents in the ring.
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Trump recently asked Vince McMahon to be part of his cabinet, but the wrestling promoter said he did not want to be involved in anything so tawdry.
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Trump was once a snarling dog at ringside, intent on humiliating his opponents. That was before he became the 45th President of the United States.
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AJ Styles is likely to be Trump’s opponent during the first White House Wrestlemania.

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