Truth In Satire

Trump Begs Bulldog Lawyer Michael Avenatti To Join Team; “You Can Be My Roy Cohn”

President pleads with attorney for Stormy Daniels to “take Rudy’s job and defend me like an attack dog against Mueller”

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Mr. Trump, who says his legal team “is full of wimps,” is attracted to Michael Avenatti’s pugnacious style. (Credit: politicaldig.com)
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Mr. Avenatti has been tireless while defending Stormy Daniels in her suit against the president. (Credit: ijr.com/2018/04/1085771)
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Mr. Trump says that if Avenatti breathes fire defending a lowly porn actress, then “he’s going to cream his jeans working for me.” (Credit: www.mysanantonio.com/)
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Donald Trump says he wants Michael Avenatti because the young lawyer reminds him of the pugnacious Roy Cohn (right). (Credit: time.com)

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