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Trump Tweets, “Best Way To Reverse Global Warming Is With Nuclear Winter”
After repealing Obama-era climate plan, president says, “I will cool off the planet AND ice out the Rocket Man at the same time!”
On the day the Trump administration repealed a major Obama-era regulation that curbed carbon emissions, President Trump announced his own plan to stop global warming by offsetting it with a prolonged nuclear winter.
“I can’t believe NO ONE ever thought of this before,” tweeted the president. “Many problems solved with just one push of a button — YOU’RE WELCOME, WORLD!”
The ominous tweet, reflecting little understanding of either climate change or the catastrophic impact of a nuclear conflict, was met with instant condemnation by the heads of state of 115 sovereign nations as well as stern rebukes from Pope Francis and Secretary-General of the United Nations, António Guterres.
But the president remained undeterred by the global censure, telling White House advisers, “My two-for-one plan will cool…