Truth In Satire

Trump Turns To Alexa, Siri To Fill Key Vacancies After White House Brain Drain

As resignations decimate his administration, president appoints smart devices to critical positions inside the White House

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In addition to Alexa and Siri, Mr. Trump says he’ll bring on Roomba as his “cleaner” in the Russia scandal. (Credit: minipost.com and makeuseof.com)
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The president described Roomba as “an intelligent addition to my Oval Office staff with almost robotic instincts for getting at any dirt in my presence.” (Credit: groupon.com)

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