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Trump, Throwing Paper Towels At Puerto Ricans, Says “Now Go Clean Up Your Mess”

President signs deal with Bounty, a prominent paper towel company, then distributes one million rolls to soak up floodwaters

3 min readOct 4, 2017

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Always thinking about the needs of the people, Mr. Trump tosses rolls of paper towels to desperate Puerto Rican hurricane victims. (Credit: www.dailymail.co.uk)

Allan Ishac

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Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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