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Trump, Throwing Paper Towels At Puerto Ricans, Says “Now Go Clean Up Your Mess”

President signs deal with Bounty, a prominent paper towel company, then distributes one million rolls to soak up floodwaters

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Always thinking about the needs of the people, Mr. Trump tosses rolls of paper towels to desperate Puerto Rican hurricane victims. (Credit: www.dailymail.co.uk)
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The president speaks with a suffering San Juan resident about the unique benefits of Bounty paper towels. (Credit: www.dailymail.co.uk)
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Mr. Trump turned his back on an infant who begged for food and water instead of paper towels. (Credit: www.dailymail.co.uk)
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After Mr. Trump threw paper towels to the people, the people hurled toilet paper back at him. (Credit: www.pinterest.com)

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