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Trump Shocked To Learn Puerto Ricans Are U.S. Citizens After Their Plea For Storm Aid

President angrily tells victims “You want help, get it from your own country,” only to learn Caribbean island is an American territory

Allan Ishac
3 min readSep 26, 2017

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President Trump was aghast to discover that Spanish-speaking Puerto Ricans are American citizens. (Credit: fullhdpictures.com and caribbeanbusiness.com)

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.