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Trump Shocked To Learn Puerto Ricans Are U.S. Citizens After Their Plea For Storm Aid

President angrily tells victims “You want help, get it from your own country,” only to learn Caribbean island is an American territory

President Trump was aghast to discover that Spanish-speaking Puerto Ricans are American citizens. (Credit: fullhdpictures.com and caribbeanbusiness.com)

After a devastating direct hit from Hurricane Maria last week that left 100% of their island without electricity, along with serious shortages of food and clean water, Puerto Ricans are desperate for relief.

Governor Ricardo Rossello of Puerto Rico says he did not feel a warm embrace from President Trump. (Credit: www.breitbart.com)

But when Gov. Ricardo Rossello sent word to President Trump that a humanitarian crisis was unfolding, and that Puerto Rico was in critical need of the same aid and supplies as storm damaged states like Texas and Florida, he was shocked at the response:

“The president told me that I should get in touch with the leader of my own country if I wanted help,” said Gov. Rossello. “I don’t think he understood that we are part of the United States, and that Puerto Ricans are American citizens.”

The Caribbean island is, in fact, a U.S. territory and its inhabitants are…