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Trump Shatters Glass Ceiling — Appoints Daughter To Be First Woman President After His Resignation

“By naming Ivanka as Commander-In-Chief, I’ve done something that no woman before me has been able to do”

Donald Trump announced that he has named his daughter, Ivanka, to take his place after resigning. While pleased with the news, Ivanka slipped into a state of smiling catatonia during the press conference.