Truth In Satire

Trump Shatters Glass Ceiling — Appoints Daughter To Be First Woman President After His Impeachment

“By naming Ivanka as commander in chief, I’ve done something that no woman before me has been able to do”

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President Trump announced that he will name his daughter, Ivanka, to take his place after his impeachment. While pleased with the news, Ivanka slipped into a state of smiling catatonia during the press conference. (Credit: thehansindia.com)
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“In addition to being very smart and incredibly successful, your new president will have a magnificent pair of knockers,” said the outgoing Donald Trump. (Credit: www.lokmatnews.in)
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Senator Haley Jaspers of Georgia (R) reacted favorably to the news of Donald Trump relinquishing the presidency to his daughter, exclaiming enthusiastically, “Hot diggity dog!” (Credit: sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_R._Pitts)
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Many are saying that a President Ivanka Trump would be popular with the military. (Credit: http://lapsi.al)

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