Truth In Satire

Trump Now Says He Wants A White House Pet, “But Not Just The Same Old Dog”

Mr. Trump asked his staff to find “an interesting animal with wow factor that will make me look more presidential”

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Kellyanne Conway offered up the idea of a “look-alike pony,” but Mr. Trump thought it might become a source of ridicule.
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General James “Mad Dog” Mattis brought Mr. Trump a Pekingese to consider. When the president realized it was a dog and not a decorative pillow, he threw it to the side.
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Transportation Secretary Elaine Cho, a Chinese-American, suggested a giant panda. Mr. Trump responded, “No way I’m going to have a Chink pet in the White House.”

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