Truth In Satire

Trump Now Says He Wants A White House Pet, “But Not Just The Same Old Dog”

Mr. Trump asked his staff to find “an interesting animal with wow factor that will make me look more presidential”

Kellyanne Conway offered up the idea of a “look-alike pony,” but Mr. Trump thought it might become a source of ridicule.
General James “Mad Dog” Mattis brought Mr. Trump a Pekingese to consider. When the president realized it was a dog and not a decorative pillow, he threw it to the side.
Transportation Secretary Elaine Cho, a Chinese-American, suggested a giant panda. Mr. Trump responded, “No way I’m going to have a Chink pet in the White House.”

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