Allan Ishac’s Naked Satire

Trump Says Puerto Rico Is Lagging Behind Texas And Florida,“Needs To Step It Up”

President tells residents to“shake a burrito and get a move on because I can’t keep taking these whiny calls from San Juan”

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Mr. Trump wants to see inundated communities like this one help themselves by “getting some big sponges and soaking up the floodwaters.” (Credit: judiciaryreport.com)
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The president used this photo to criticize Puerto Ricans for “packing for a pleasure cruise when they could be joining in the relief effort.” (Credit: www.dailymail.uk.co)
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Choking back tears while speaking to reporters, Mayor Carmen Cruz of San Juan pleaded with President Trump to “help us avert a genocide in Puerto Rico.” (Credit: www.kion546.com)

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