Truth In Satire

Trump Says His Predatory Sexual Behavior Makes Him “Even More Presidential”

“Anybody who knows their American history will tell you the Founding Fathers loved a bit of side action, too”

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Donald Trump says American presidents have been “grabbing p — sy” wherever and whenever they liked since the birth of our nation. (Credit: boingboing.net)
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The “historic” document that Donald Trump presented does not appear to be written on 18th Century parchment paper. (Credit: slate.com)
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“Everybody knows Franklin was a huge pussy hound, went all the way to France to get some,” Mr. Trump told reporters on Saturday. (Credit: http://thehistoryjunkie.com)
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“James Madison was no saint, I can tell you that,” said President Trump. (Credit: wikipedia.com)
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The president inaccurately stated that Colonel Sanders appears on U.S. currency. (Credit: businessinsider.com)

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