Truth In Satire

Trump Says His Experience Draining The Swamp Makes Houston “A No-Brainer”

President tells governor of Texas that his visit on Tuesday “will not only help in the clean-up, but should be a huge ratings getter”

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President Trump assured the citizens of Texas that his “swamp draining skills” would bring them relief soon. (Credit: nymagazine.com)
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Mr. Trump says he’ll look Harvey “right in the eye and tell him we don’t like his kind coming around here and making trouble.” (Credit: conservativemedia.com)
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At a FEMA meeting, President Trump dons his magic cap which makes him look even more ridiculous and incompetent. (Credit: pitbulldogbreed.com)

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