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Trump Says He Was Talking About Nuking Leftovers, Not Foreign Enemies

President-elect insists challenge to Putin was about microwave cook-off, never a nuclear arms race

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A few billion people were on tenterhooks last week as these two men made casual “nuke” references.
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Mr. Putin said that the MikroPech 9000 can nuke cold borscht to 120º in 30 seconds, a time Mr. Trump admitted was “damn fast, but let’s see what it can do with day-old pasta.”
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Mr. Trump said that the “nuking” controversy started with a phone call to Mr. Putin that lead to a “spirited chinwag” about their countries’ rival microwave manufacturers.
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Former GE CEO Jeff Immelt and Anna Dosovich of MikroPech issued a joint statement saying there are no plans for a nuke-off competition between the two company’s microwave ovens.

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