Truth In Satire

Trump Didn’t Tape Comey, But Says He Does Have Video Of Joe And Mika Doing It

President admits to possessing “more than 30 blackmail tapes” that he plans to use “if people don’t start acting nicer to me”

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Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, who have sharply criticized the president on their “Morning Joe” show, are two celebrities Mr. Trump says “I could destroy.” (Credit: People.com)
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“No tapes of Comey does not mean there are no tapes,” said Mr. Trump on Fox & Friends. (Credit: Talking Points Memo)
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The president talking smugly about his blackmail videos at a rally in Iowa on Wednesday, with the ghost of George Washington peering over his shoulder. (Credit: Stephen Crowley/The New York Times)
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The president claims the video in his vault of Bill and Monica shows the young intern wearing the notorious black negligee. (Credit; Washington Examiner)
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Mr. Trump says footage he’s obtained of Anderson Cooper will show that the CNN host is “truly Vander-built.” (Credit: TV Guide)
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The defiant Scottish farmer, Michael Forbes, doesn’t seem a wee bit afraid of Donald Trump, videotape or not. (Credit: Fortune)

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