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Trump Says Flare Up Of Bone Spurs May Keep Him From Appearing Before Mueller

President was advised by Rudy Guiliani, newest member of legal team, to use old medical condition to buy time with investigators

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The recurrence of Mr. Trump’s bone spur condition means he has to elevate his feet up to 23 hours a day due to the agonizing pain. His podiatrist says there’s no way he can answer questions from Mr. Mueller now.
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Rudy Giuliani is very concerned about the president’s bone spurs…and his own ass. (Credit:www.palmerreport.com/analysis/real-rudy-giuliani-legal-trump/9547/)
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Mr. Giuliani reminded reporters that a recurrence of Mr. Trump’s bones spurs in the late 70’s was severe enough that he had to float, rather than walk, from place to place. (Credit: newyorker.com/magazine/1997/05/19/trump-solo_)
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An x-ray taken Friday of Donald Trump’s right heel. Dr. Trotter says his bone spurs are so large, “they could actually prevent the president from opening his mouth to answer direct questions from Mr. Mueller.”

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