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Trump Says “Climate Change Nuts” Are Using The Wind To Attack Him

In paranoid rant, president claims gusts over 25 mph are “controlled by liberal weather wackos” threatening his presidency

President Trump claims that stiff winds, manipulated by climate activists, are trying to humiliate him. (Credit: youtube.com)

President Donald Trump says that strong winds “controlled by liberal weather wackos, and probably lead by that loser Al Gore,” are trying to embarrass him and destroy his presidency.

While it’s unlikely that they are controlled by climate change activists, strong winds do make the president look the fool. (Credit: eveningstandard.com)

“The climate change nuts are after me for bringing back great coal,” said the president in a series of paranoid tweets on Thursday. “Just when I get my hair looking really good, they send in a violent squall to screw me over. When my hair blows around willy-nilly, I look ridiculous to people around the world and that is very bad for America.”

Mr. Trump pointed to a number of recent incidents when his hair was exposed to powerful gusts on days that were forecast to have light winds. He claims that this is evidence “the Democrats are behind these surprise weather attacks, especially when I’m boarding Air Force One or giving a speech outdoors.”