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Trump Repeatedly Googles “Identity Change” Raising Alarms

Mueller wants tighter controls on president’s whereabouts as signs mount he has been experimenting with various disguises

Could Donald Trump be trying to disguise himself as Donna Trump? (Credit: Saint Hoax at www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Slu2I2qAA)

Mounting evidence that President Donald Trump has been searching the Internet for tips on changing his identity is worrying investigators inside special counsel Robert Mueller’s office.

By some accounts, Mr. Trump has been altering his appearance to look like British politician Jeremy Corbyn. (Credit: WSBuzz.com)

“President Trump could be trying to slip out of the country undetected,” said one of the lead investigators on Mueller’s team, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Researching ‘identity change’ is always a tip-off that an investigative target is planning some sort of escape.”

Evidence that Mr. Trump’s online searches have focused on disguises that can help him evade detection have come from electronic surveillance as well as sources inside the White House, possibly even his wife. “We’re getting excellent cooperation from the first lady,” added the Mueller source.