Truth In Satire

Trump Reaches Out To Al Haig To Fill Key Vacancy, Then Finds Out He’s Dead

Running out of candidates, President discusses cabinet posts with Donald Rumsfeld, Al D’Amato, and other deceased or nearly deceased Republicans

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Alexander Haig, a former Army general who served as both Secretary of State and White House Chief of Staff under Republican presidents was not available for comment because he is dead.
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While always well-liked on the Hill, former Senator Bob Dole seems an unlikely choice to assume a key administration post at this stage of his life.
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After meeting with President Trump at his Bedminster NJ golf club, former Vice-President Dick Cheney retired to the VIP guest house for an afternoon nap.

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