Truth In Satire

Trump Prepares To Shove Eldest Son Under Bus To Protect His Presidency

After reports Don Jr. met with Russian lawyer, White House looks for “very big bus” to keep scion from testifying against his father

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President Trump eyeballing his son, calculating the amount of pressure needed to launch a grown man’s body below the wheels of a moving vehicle. (Credit: Politico)
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Upon returning to Washington from the G20 Summit. President Trump whispered to his eldest son, “Keep your fucking mouth shut, you pantywaisted little prick.” (Credit: Reuters)
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The White House says the president was baking these cupcakes for his 70th birthday and knew nothing about his son’s meeting with a Russian agent. (Credit: Dayton Daily News)
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All The President’s Men — a sequel. (Credit: The Guardians of Democracy)

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