Truth In Satire

Trump Picks Bolton, Popular Singer Songwriter, As National Security Adviser

Mr. Bolton will replace H.R. McMaster, whose off-key singing voice offended the president, as his top foreign policy aide

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Sources say that Mr. Bolton sang his way into the president’s heart. (Credit: lasertimepodcast.com)
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In his new role as national security adviser, Mr. Bolton will have to keep his eyes open from time to time. (Credit: www.educacionenred.pe)
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Mr. Bolton has great hair but a weak foreign policy resume. (Credit: www.buzzfeed.com/eldough)

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