Truth In Satire

Trump Picks Bolton, Popular Singer Songwriter, As National Security Adviser

Mr. Bolton will replace H.R. McMaster, whose off-key singing voice offended the president, as his top foreign policy aide

Sources say that Mr. Bolton sang his way into the president’s heart. (Credit: lasertimepodcast.com)

President Donald Trump was so moved by a rendition of “How Am I Supposed To Live