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Trump Overcome With Emotion After Meeting Enormous Pumpkin

Following reunion with giant gourd in Ohio, president says he believes this is Theodore Trumpkin, a distant family relative

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The president met with Theodore Trumpkin (above) in Ohio yesterday, a massive orange gourd he believes is a long-lost cousin. (Credit: farmersalmanac.com)
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Carl and Johanna Trumpkin believe they may also be distantly related to the president. Coincidentally, Carl is a hefty 374 lbs., the same weight as Mr. Trump. (Credit: www.mediaite.com)
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Other pumpkins stepped forward to say they shared DNA with the president. In these photos, the orange scowl on the right is the president’s. CORRECTION: President Trump is on the left! (Credit: metro.co.uk)

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