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Trump Official Who Told Jan. 6 Cops To Go Hang Themselves … Uh, Might Have Just Hung Himself

Dylan Quattrucci, a Trump 2024 campaign director in New Hampshire is “on the ropes” after a damning video was released

Trump appointee has left himself dangling after a damaging video was released. (Photo Credit: twitter.com/Dylan4America)

“When I told the Capitol cop traitors to go hang themselves, I didn’t mean me!” said Dylan Quattrucci, Trump’s New Hampshire deputy campaign director who might be out of a job.

The young Trump official carelessly made an expletive-laced video, directed at the U.S. Capitol police on the night of January 6th, that has just been revealed … and quickly put him on the wrong end of a short rope.

“If you are a police officer and you are going to abide by unconstitutional bulls — t, I want you to do me a favor right now and go hang yourself, because you’re a piece of s — t,” Quattrucci said in the clip, shared by the Sedition Hunters on X (formerly Twitter).

Quattrucci with Trump in New Hampshire in May. Notice that both are wearing suffocating conservative neckties. (Photo Credit: https://twitter.com/Dylan4America)

Asked about Quattrucci’s video rant in support of the Jan. 6th insurrection that Trump himself set in motion, the heavily indicted ex-president said, “I like the kid, I really do, but some things you should never say on camera. Because the thing about incriminating videos is that they can hang around your neck for years. I should know. Anyway, HE’S FIRED!”

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