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Trump Offers $100 In Legal Expense Vouchers To Anyone Willing To Work At White House

President calls it “a nice little bonus” for new employees who are likely to need a team of defense lawyers down the road

Mr. Trump announced the legal expense incentive at a news conference at the White House on Wednesday. (Credit: aol.com)

President Donald Trump’s growing difficulty in getting qualified people to work in the White House took a bizarre turn on Wednesday when he announced that new employees would receive a “$100 legal expense voucher” included with their first paychecks.

President Trump practices whistling past the graveyard after a recent round of new indictments from special counsel Mueller’s office. (Credit: vox.com)

The president added that the legal expense incentive could go up to “as much as $1000 depending on the severity of the indictment against the employee.”

About a dozen former Trump administration officials are already facing legal bills in excess of $50,000 due to their involvement in the president’s various illegal and treasonous activities. They include Michael Flynn, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, and someone named George Papadopoulos.

“As the president has said many times, everyone wants to work at the White House,” said his Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders…