Trump Names Cheating 3rd Wife Of Newt Gingrich As Vatican Ambassador

“That face oughta put the fear of God into the Pope,” says president

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AAAAAAHHH! (Credit: Lipstickalley.com)
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Note: Attempts to find a photograph of Callista Gingrich not looking like a stuffed taxidermist’s trophy were unsuccessful.
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Callistas Strigiformes — a nocturnal bird of prey with large forward-facing eyes, a hooked beak, and a loud annoying call to her husband — will become the US Ambassador to the Vatican.

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