Trump Names Cheating 3rd Wife Of Newt Gingrich As Vatican Ambassador

“That face oughta put the fear of God into the Pope,” says president

Allan Ishac

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Before leaving on an nine-day overseas diplomatic trip, President Donald Trump chose someone with a more adulterous history than his own to represent the United States at the Vatican.

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Allan Ishac

Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.