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Trump, Kim Jong-Un Choose Prestigious Paris Hair Salon For Historic Meeting
Both leaders say that updated hairstyles could set stage for fresh start in U.S.–North Korean relations
When the leaders of the United States and North Korea convene for an historic meeting in the next two months, it will be held in an unlikely location — at the upscale Parisian hair salon of David Mallet, coiffeur to the city’s most beautiful people.
Both President Donald Trump and Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un say that their outdated hairstyles are the subject of constant ridicule, and believe that a contemporary cut from Paris’ most famous hairstylist could put them on course for momentous and progressive political changes.
“I’m looking for a cut that will give me more confidence as I meet with little Rocket Man,” said President Trump, speaking from the Oval Office. “I like the style Manny Macron wears, and he told me he goes to Mallet’s salon.” Mr. Trump was referring to Emmanuel Macron, President of France.
