Truth In Satire

Trump Instructs Family To Lie Under Oath By Holding Hand An Inch Over Bible

President tells inner circle to use “Hovering Hand Method” when swearing in to avoid perjury charges at future grand jury hearings

3 min readAug 5, 2017

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President Trump never actually touched the Bible during his inauguration, which he says gives him free reign to lie about his actions while in office. (Credit: NBC News)

Allan Ishac

Written by Allan Ishac

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Author of The Mystic In The Mews. Humor Writer at MuddyUm and The Haven. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.

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