Truth In Satire

Trump Instructs Family To Lie Under Oath By Holding Hand An Inch Over Bible

President tells inner circle to use “Hovering Hand Method” when swearing in to avoid perjury charges at future grand jury hearings

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President Trump never actually touched the Bible during his inauguration, which he says gives him free reign to lie about his actions while in office. (Credit: NBC News)
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Kellyanne Conway, Jared Kushner, Steven Bannon, and Reince Preibus all laughing while getting sworn in, knowing they are free to deceive the nation. (Credit: The Advertiser)
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Judge Neil Gorsuch, Trump’s pick for the Supreme Court, was counseled by the president (rear) to float his hand above the Bible so he could avoid being a fair and impartial judge. (Credit:: NY Daily News)
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Unlike in America, Canadians are required to hold the Bible with two hands when taking an oath, as Justin Trudeau demonstrates here, giving them no chance to game the system. (Credit: Global News)

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