Truth In Satire

Trump Hires Russian, Chinese Generals To Consult On Military Parade, Saying “I Want The Pros Involved”

“My top brass knows nothing about rolling out the big killing machines — I want some real dictator-types running the show”

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President Bone Spurs saluting at a military parade in France last year, while the First Lady chokes back laughter. (Credit: cnbc.com)
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The president has told aides he wants to be at the front of the military procession “dressed like a general and riding a horsey.” (Credit: theatlantic.com)
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General Deferment wants to be all gussied up for his pathetic public display of military force. (Credit: huffingtonpost.com)

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