Truth In Satire

Trump Has Plan To Beat Cyber Hackers: Put Exclamation Point At End Of Passwords

President personally tested simple fix, found it effective against Russians and “400-pound fat guys sitting on their beds”

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According to the Trump administration’s new cybersecurity chief, an exclamation point is all you need to prevent your computer from being hacked and to permanently safeguard your laptop and cellphone.
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President Trump calls Project Exclamation Point, “bold, simple, and effective.”
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While the Trump administration says their PEP cybersecurity plan will stop hackers in their tracks, several independent computer experts reject this claim as laughable.

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