Truth In Satire

Trump Fails Christmas Quiz Given To Every President-Elect Since 1840

Basic questions asked by Cardinal Timothy Dolan about the birth of Jesus and Christian holy traditions totally stump Trump

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President-Elect Trump was incredulous when Cardinal Dolan told him that Jesus was born a Jew. “What the fuck!? You sure? Then why not celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas? Eight days of gift-giving would be huge for retail.”
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Mr. Trump trying to get answers to the quiz questions from his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, who was signaling from outside Cardinal Dolan’s office door.

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