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Trump Drops Plan To Build Wall — Proposes Spending Same $25 Billion On Education Instead

In startling reversal, president now says that children and schools matter more than a Mexican border wall of questionable value

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Someone apparently slipped ayahuasca into President Trump’s Diet Coke because he now wants to help children. (Credit: thevalleyreport.com)
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Mr. Trump says that his $25 billion budget for education will benefit “not only nice white kids, but black children, Hispanic students, and other minorities, too.”
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Mr. Trump’s daughter Ivanka and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos will in charge of ensuring that no one in his administration receives kickbacks from the $25 billion. Not even Jared. (Credit: NCregister.com)

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