Truth In Satire
Trump Children Freak Out When Told They Have To Spend More Time With Base
In leaked videotape, Donald Jr. vows that now that election is over, “I will never shake another sweaty, pig farmer’s hand again”
In a closed-circuit videotape recorded inside Trump Tower, Donald Trump’s three eldest children are seen mocking and maligning the uneducated, rural Republican voters who vigorously supported their father’s presidential candidacy.
Secretly released to The New York Times on today, the ten-minute videotape of the Trump scions show them harshly condemning “those dumb ass hicks who actually think Dad gives a shit about them” and swearing that they’ll “never be caught at another Iowa pancake breakfast again.”
In one segment, Ivanka is heard telling her brothers, “now that the election is over, Jared and I are never traveling any farther west than the Hudson — unless it’s to L.A. or Aspen.”