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Trump Calls For America’s “Tippy-Top Military” To Be Used On Southern Border

President consults with General Mattis about bringing “our super-duper Army” into immigration fight

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President Trump plans to employ the “Rolls-Royce of militaries, or whatever you want to call it,” to protect U.S borders. (Credit: wsaz.com)
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Mr. Trump, standing at prototypes of his Mexico border wall, called the large gaps in them “redonkulus” and unacceptable. (Credit: breitbart.com)
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Sources say General Mattis is not happy with his military being used as “border cops” and is resisting the president. (Credit: timemagazine.com)

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