Allan Ishac’s Naked Satire

Trump Boasts Readiness “To Remove A Planeload Of Bodies Per Hour” From Puerto Rico

Praises his administration for “doing a really good job,” despite millions still lacking food, water, medical assistance, and electricity

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President Trump says the Puerto Rico clean-up might have gone smoother if they’d repaid their bank loans faster. (Credit: newsco.com.au)
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With rotting livestock tainting water supplies across Puerto Rico, Mr. Trump helpfully suggested that inhabitants “should not drink water that has dead animals in it.” (Credit: mailonsunday.co.uk)
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President Trump will visit the island on Tuesday but will probably not be chatting with these residents walking waist-high in toxic floodwaters. (Credit: nigerianoracle.com)
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As thousands wait at the San Juan airport to escape the carnage, a delusional President Trump tells reporters that the island “is coming back fast.” (Credit: easttexasmatters.com)

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