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Trump Attacks Amazon For Late Delivery Of His Favorite Bronzing Spray

In sustained Twitter assault, president accuses company founder Jeff Bezos of “trying to make me look pale in eyes of the world”

The president is furious that he’s down to his last application of his preferred St. Tropez bronzing mousse. (Credit: tapatalk.com)

President Donald Trump went after giant online retailer Amazon.com on Thursday for failing to delivery his favorite self-tanning spray on time.

In an unabated Twitter attack, the president wrote: “Amazon promised my St. Tropez Self Tan Bronzing Mousse would arrive WEDNESDAY. Waited till 7:00pm…NO BRONZER. They lied!”

Mr. Trump is accusing Amazon founder Jeff Bezos of withholding his favorite self-tanning spray. (Credit: businessinsider.com)

Mr. Trump went on to tweet, “Amazon’s bald JEFF BEZOS, who also owns FAILING Washington Post, is trying to make me look pale in eyes of the world. WRONG! I am healthiest, tannest president in history. Bezos is a loser and AMAZON IS A BAD COMPANY!”

The president’s attack on the world’s largest online retailer sent the company’s stock plunging over a two day period, down more than 10%, dragging the entire tech sector along with it.