Truth In Satire

Trump Attacks Amazon For Late Delivery Of His Favorite Bronzing Spray

In sustained Twitter assault, president accuses company founder Jeff Bezos of “trying to make me look pale in eyes of the world”

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The president is furious that he’s down to his last application of his preferred St. Tropez bronzing mousse. (Credit: tapatalk.com)
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Mr. Trump is accusing Amazon founder Jeff Bezos of withholding his favorite self-tanning spray. (Credit: businessinsider.com)
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Despite his belief that his bronzer makes him look good, most people compare Mr. Trump’s complexion to ripe Florida citrus. (Credit: change.org)

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