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Trump Announces Makeover Of Camp David Into Luxurious “IvankaLand Resort”

Calls current presidential retreat “a disaster that I will transform into an unforgettable, world-class hotel and spa property”

President Trump held a press conference in the Main Lodge at Camp David to announce his plans to turn the historic presidential retreat into “one of the greatest hotel, spa and golf resorts in the world.”
Trump has already had aerial photographs taken of the 200-acre Maryland retreat in anticipation of a major redevelopment.
Members of the Trump family try to figure out how to hold a shovel at a groundbreaking event for the new IvankaLand Resort, formerly known as Camp David.

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