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Trump Calls For “Gluten-Free Presidency” In PR Stunt To Attract Celebrity Voters

Growing popularity of wheat-less diets among A-list stars seems to be president’s motive for touting recent lifestyle trend

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Mr. Trump says he’ll be “a pioneering president for the gluten-free movement” if it succeeds in attracting more celebrities. (Credit: www.wsj.com)
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First Lady Melania Trump is a big proponent of the president’s new “gluten-free presidency.” (Credit: ktla.com)
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Mr. Trump said that when it comes to gluten “a little goes a long way,” obviously having no idea what he was talking about. (Credit: www.reviewjournal.com/)
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The president points out that Trump steaks are gluten-free. At least he think that’s the case. (Credit: vanityfair.com)

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