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Trump And LaPierre Meet To Discuss Ending Mueller Probe “N.R.A. Style”

Gun organization chief told President Trump his “patriotic, well-armed members are ready to do what needs to be done”

President Trump and the N.R.A.’s Wayne LaPierre have plans to stop the Mueller probe. (Credit: www.thetrace.org/2017/04/donald-trump-nra-convention)

President Donald Trump and National Rifle Association chief executive Wayne LaPierre met in Washington on Thursday to thrash out ideas for bringing a quick end to the Mueller investigation.

Mr. Trump has credited LaPierre with “writing some of the best gun legislation this country has ever seen.” (Credit: uspolitics.10ztalk.com)

Both men feel that the months long probe by special counsel Robert Mueller and his team of investigators is getting too close to Mr. Trump’s door and threatens to bring down his presidency. That could also endanger the easy access that LaPierre and the N.R.A. currently enjoy to the White House and their role in writing administration policy on guns.

“The president and I had an excellent meeting in the Oval Office today and agreed that it’s time to let the N.R.A.’s enthusiastic five million members do what they do best,” said Mr. LaPierre, “and that is to intimidate people by giving them a good look down the barrel of their guns. We don’t believe that Mr. Mueller and his…