Trump and I share the same birthday, June 14th, did you know?

I was doomed from the start.

And Ivana is way better than Ivanka.

But we can step off the cliff together if you like?

Thanks for the read today.

–AI

PS. Kind of freaks me out that I am becoming predictable!!

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