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Trump Accuses Obama Of Stealing His Big Wheel Just Before Election

President’s favorite toy, parked in Trump Tower garage, has gone missing since a few days before November vote

President Trump says his Big Wheel, looking much like this one, was stolen in NYC, definitely by President Obama.

President Donald Trump accused his predecessor, former President Barack Obama, of ordering the theft of his Big Wheel from the parking garage at Trump Tower just days before the November 8th election last year.

The unsubstantiated claim was made in a series of four highly emotional tweets early on Monday morning:

“Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my Big Wheel stolen from Trump Tower before my victory. This is Toy Felony! Sad!

“How low has President Obama gone to steall (sic) my Big Wheel during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!

“Is it legal for a sitting President to be stealing favorite toys prior to an election? A NEW LOW!”

“Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show.” (Note: inexplicably, this tweet was included in President’s Big Wheel twitter barrage)