The Top Headlines One Year From Today (Guess Who’s No Longer President?)

A prophetic sneak peak at the leading stories for July 28, 2018

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Two of the villains in the White House debacle of 2017 will join forces this fall to start a new cable news network intended to instigate anarchy. (Credit: theodysseyonline.com)

Ex-President Teams With Bannon/Breitbart To Launch Anarchy News Network

Former First Lady Says She Is Delighted To Be Back In Slovenia

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Former First Lady Melania Trump photographed in Slovenia in May 2018 with her sister, Ines Knauss. (Credit: NY Post)

Kushner, Trump Jr. Said To Be Acclimating Well To Prison Life

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Current cellmates Jared Kushner and Donald Trump Jr. recently won a prison-wide shuffle board tournament as a team. (Credit: Business Insider)

DOJ Having Difficulty Placing Eric Trump In Witness Protection Program

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Eric Trump, using the alias Mitchel Morgenstern, at a neighborhood barbecue in Duluth, MN where he was first relocated. The crowd later recognized him and tried to shove his face into the red hot grill coals. (Credit: Greenwich Time)

Ivanka’s Star Could Be Rising At QVC

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QVC viewer backlash to Ivanka Trump softened when the shopping network moved her to selling men’s tools and heavy equipment. (Credit: The Guardian)

Stephen Miller, Trump’s Former Cyborg Assistant, Sold For Spare Parts In South Korea

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Sold at salvage yesterday in S. Korea, Stephen Miller’s motherboard, circuitry, and titanium body parts fetched the U.S. equivalent of about $55. (Credit: The Wrap)

President Hillary Clinton and VP Bernie Sanders Enjoy 86% Approval Rating

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President Clinton and VP Sanders appearing together in CA before a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the first bridge built with billions of dollars in new infrastructure spending. (Credit: The Washington Post)

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