Truth In Satire

To Please Evangelicals, Trump Vows To Help Jesus Get Back Into Carpenters Union

“When I promised more jobs for everyone, I meant Jews and Galileans, too”

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Jesus crafts a butcher block table at his home on the outskirts of Judea. He is using a primitive wood planing tool that Sal Tomina, President of Carpenters Local Union #157, says is no longer used on job sites today.
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Jesus was known as a competent woodworker before leaving the business to spread the word of the Lord, which by all accounts, paid poorly. He could make a fresh start in America with the president’s help.
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Mr. Trump promised Christian ministers that he could find Jesus a $45 an hour job as a drywall installer, “if he can pass the required drug test.”

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