Truth In Satire

To Please Evangelicals, Trump Vows To Help Jesus Get Back Into Carpenters Union

“When I promised more jobs for everyone, I meant Jews and Galileans, too”

Jesus crafts a butcher block table at his home on the outskirts of Judea. He is using a primitive wood planing tool that Sal Tomina, President of Carpenters Local Union #157, says is no longer used on job sites today.