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Tiger Woods Shakes Off Double Compound Leg Fractures, Says He’ll Be Ready For Masters In April

Golf legend insists: “A few exposed bones aren’t going to keep me from winning my 6th green jacket”

“Even if both legs are in straight casts, I’ll find a way to get good length off the tees,” says a confident Woods. (Credit: https://www.npr.org)

Leaving Harbor-UCLA Medical Center on Tuesday, golf legend Tiger Woods assured reporters…