The writer isn’t ashamed of himself, Gary.

Except for that time I stuck a firecracker in a chipmunk hole and probably killed the chipmunk. But I was only 7 at the time. Just a kid.

Trump is chipmunk-killing murderer and he’s 70.

So you can see my point.

Thanks for becoming a new fan, though, Gary.

–AI

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